Discussion:
Puppy Bowl III
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2007-02-06 04:12:41 UTC
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Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to Super Bowl.
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was there
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire play area,
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning. I
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling, but would
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like this and
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum came
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum cleaner was
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
trippy
2007-02-06 16:31:41 UTC
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In article <42886$45c8003a$a6666810$***@ALLTEL.NET>, Orson Wells as
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to Super Bowl.
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was there
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire play area,
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning. I
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling, but would
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like this and
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum came
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum cleaner was
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The American Way" -- Sacred Reich

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
§ñühw€£f
2007-02-07 16:11:45 UTC
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Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to Super Bowl.
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was there
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire play area,
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning.
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling, but would
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like this and
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum came
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum cleaner was
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
trippy
2007-02-08 04:35:33 UTC
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In article <45c9fa40$0$97275$***@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net>,
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to Super
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire play
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning.
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling, but
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like this
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum cleaner
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The American Way" -- Sacred Reich

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
§ñühw€£f
2007-02-08 15:57:26 UTC
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Post by trippy
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 06:01:08 -0800, "Mojo"
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to Super
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire play
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts
cleaning.
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling, but
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like this
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum cleaner
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
You should get a cat, Moonbeams, just to know the joys of cleaning its
dirty disgusting litterbox :)
trippy
2007-02-09 03:00:48 UTC
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In article <45cb4865$0$97250$***@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net>,
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
Post by trippy
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
Post by trippy
Wow"...
as
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 06:01:08 -0800, "Mojo"
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to
Super
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire
play
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts
cleaning.
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling,
but
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like
this
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum
cleaner
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
You should get a cat, Moonbeams, just to know the joys of cleaning its
dirty disgusting litterbox :)
I have a cat, tardly. 2 of them.
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The American Way" -- Sacred Reich

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
§ñühw€£f
2007-02-09 15:43:54 UTC
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Post by trippy
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
Post by trippy
In article
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
Post by trippy
Wow"...
as
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 06:01:08 -0800, "Mojo"
In article <4bydnc9xaPmY-
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to
Super
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire
play
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts
cleaning.
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper
falling,
Post by trippy
but
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum.
I'm
Post by trippy
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like
this
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum
cleaner
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
You should get a cat, Moonbeams, just to know the joys of cleaning its
dirty disgusting litterbox :)
I have a cat, tardly. 2 of them.
Do they ride shotgun in yer cab, Butterbean?
:)
Dennis M. Hammes
2007-02-09 06:58:29 UTC
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§ñühw¤£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
Wow"...
as
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 06:01:08 -0800, "Mojo"
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to
Super
Post by §ñühw€£f
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire
play
Post by §ñühw€£f
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts
cleaning.
Post by §ñühw€£f
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling,
but
Post by §ñühw€£f
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like
this
Post by §ñühw€£f
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum
cleaner
Post by §ñühw€£f
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
You should get a cat, Moonbeams, just to know the joys of cleaning its
dirty disgusting litterbox :)
Or you could sign it up as an astronaut and make it wear a diaper.
Of course, it might /kill/ you for that...
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
http://scrawlmark.org
§ñühw€£f
2007-02-09 15:45:13 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by trippy
In article
§ñühw€£f took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
Post by trippy
Wow"...
as
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
CitizenCain took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Post by trippy
"Oh Wow"...
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 06:01:08 -0800, "Mojo"
Will any one out there be watching Puppy Bowl III ?
The only intelligent and entertaining alternative to
Super
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
Bowl.
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Only if they have the kitty half time show.
they do
I felt sorry for the kittens during the finale. Not only was
there
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
enough strips of paper falling on them to cover the entire
play
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
area,
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
a "referee" comes in with a vacuum cleaner and starts
cleaning.
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
I
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
know my cat would already be hiding from the paper falling,
but
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
would
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
go completely over the edge with the roar of the vacuum. I'm
surprised Animal Planet would chose to scare animals like
this
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
and
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
only hope that the kittens were all removed before the vacuum
came
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
out. I couldn't tell from all the paper.
The kittens were long gone from the field when the vacuum
cleaner
Post by trippy
Post by §ñühw€£f
was
Post by trippy
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
turned on. Even their platform was gone.
All the kittens were NAKED. Worst. Wardrobe. Malfunction. EVER.
That's it, I'm calling the FCC.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
No. We'd rather think of the kitties...
That was halftime.
You should get a cat, Moonbeams, just to know the joys of cleaning its
dirty disgusting litterbox :)
Or you could sign it up as an astronaut and make it wear a diaper.
Of course, it might /kill/ you for that...
Cats would probably make great asstronauts...since they just basicly
lay around anyway...they wouldnt even have to fight gravity :)

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